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    612-822-4611

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The Absurd Dog Alphabet: An A-to-Z Guide to Loving (and Surviving) Your Best Friend

The Absurd Dog Alphabet: An A-to-Z Guide to Loving (and Surviving) Your Best Friend

Barlow, Senna

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ISBN13: 9798185782125
Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 62
Weight: 0.37
Height: 0.16 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
If you own a dog, you already know they don't make sense. They bark at vacuum cleaners like they're alien invaders. They steal your spot on the couch the second you stand up. They stare at you while you eat like you owe them money.

The Absurd Dog Alphabet takes you through 26 breeds, letter by letter, and tells the truth about what it's actually like to live with them. No fake loyal companion clichés. Just the real stuff: the drool, the drama, the 3 AM howling, the shoe theft, the audacity of a 4-pound dog who thinks it runs the house.

It's illustrated, it's funny, and it's for anyone who has ever looked at their dog and said why are you like this out loud, to an animal that cannot answer.

Good for birthdays, housewarmings, or that one friend whose dog has more personality than most people you know.

Sorry, cat people. This one's not for you.

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