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1000 Ideas: Useless Inventions: Useless brilliance at its finest
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Series: 1000 Ideas Books
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ISBN13: 9798290556352
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 2 2025
Pages: 146
Weight: 0.45
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 2 2025
Pages: 146
Weight: 0.45
Height: 0.31 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Why solve real problems when you can invent solutions to imaginary ones?
From glow-in-the-dark doormats to Bluetooth-enabled banana holders, this book is a glorious tribute to the unnecessary, the absurd, and the why does this exist? energy we didn't know we needed. Packed with 1000 outrageously ridiculous inventions across every aspect of life-from kitchen catastrophes and fashion flops to pet pampering disasters and romantic regrets-this is your ultimate guide to the world's most impressively unhelpful ideas. Perfect for creators who need a laugh, thinkers who think too much, or anyone who's ever looked at a product and thought, ...Seriously? ✔️ A treasure trove of hilariously unnecessary inventions for problems no one has ever had
From glow-in-the-dark doormats to Bluetooth-enabled banana holders, this book is a glorious tribute to the unnecessary, the absurd, and the why does this exist? energy we didn't know we needed. Packed with 1000 outrageously ridiculous inventions across every aspect of life-from kitchen catastrophes and fashion flops to pet pampering disasters and romantic regrets-this is your ultimate guide to the world's most impressively unhelpful ideas. Perfect for creators who need a laugh, thinkers who think too much, or anyone who's ever looked at a product and thought, ...Seriously? ✔️ A treasure trove of hilariously unnecessary inventions for problems no one has ever had
✔️ From self-heating ice cream bowls to remote-controlled curtains for ants
✔️ The perfect gift for sarcastic thinkers, absurdists, and mad inventors
✔️ Includes 20 themed chapters like Kitchen Catastrophes and Bathroom Blunders
✔️ 1000 inventions so pointless, they somehow loop back to genius
✔️ Laugh-out-loud ideas paired with the spirit of why does this exist?
✔️ Great for bathroom reading, party conversation, or passive-aggressive gifting
✔️ Makes Shark Tank look like a TED Talk at a clown school
✔️ No batteries required-unlike most of the inventions in this book
✔️ Warning: Contains zero helpful ideas. You've been warned.
✔️ The perfect gift for sarcastic thinkers, absurdists, and mad inventors
✔️ Includes 20 themed chapters like Kitchen Catastrophes and Bathroom Blunders
✔️ 1000 inventions so pointless, they somehow loop back to genius
✔️ Laugh-out-loud ideas paired with the spirit of why does this exist?
✔️ Great for bathroom reading, party conversation, or passive-aggressive gifting
✔️ Makes Shark Tank look like a TED Talk at a clown school
✔️ No batteries required-unlike most of the inventions in this book
✔️ Warning: Contains zero helpful ideas. You've been warned.
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