Zoltergeist the Poltergeist
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ISBN13: 9798744053925
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 1 2021
Pages: 242
Weight: 0.63
Height: 0.51 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 1 2021
Pages: 242
Weight: 0.63
Height: 0.51 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Jimmy Green is a middle-aged limousine driver and a devoted fan of the insane TV sitcom Zoltergeist the Poltergeist. Once when he was a boy, Jimmy had an impure thought about the lead singer of The Bangles. After confessing his sin to a drunken priest thirty-five years later, Jimmy is sentenced to six months' penance in an old, isolated house-dubbed Penance House-in the middle of nowhere in rural Ohio. There, sequestered from civilization, Jimmy must repent for his sinful nature or else endure the Everlasting Fires of Hell. As if Penance House weren't creepy, whack, and janked-up enough, Jimmy is forbidden to enter the room at the end of the upstairs hallway. Does something sinister lurk beyond its closed door? And what about that leprechaun he keeps seeing skulking around in the woods? Lucky for Jimmy, he has all forty-nine seasons of Zoltergeist the Poltergeist saved to his laptop to distract himself from his unsettling surroundings. Toward that end, probably the only thing better than rewatching old Zoltergeist episodes would be a visit from the show's enigmatic, titular star itself... The head honcho of the absurd, the governor of wackiness, the top dog of insanity is back! Intelligent and imbecilic, Douglas Hackle is one of the most unique voices in bizarro fiction. Watch out, 'cause Hackle's brain tissue is coming to town in a sleigh carved out of mad puppets and pulled by alcoholic poltergeists. Dare to see what Douglasgeist Hacklegeist leaves in your socks! -Zoltán Komor, author of Flamingos in the Ashtray Zoltergeist the Poltergeist had me laughing, tittering, chortling, and popping out guffaws like nobody's business. It even had me dancing for some reason-like I was listening to the hottest new bizarro track out this summer. Your kids are going to love it and so are you.-Luke Kondor, author of The Run Fantastic
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