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Wow! This Is Insane!
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Publisher Price: $14.95
ISBN13: 9781475973013
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: Mar 1 2013
Pages: 212
Weight: 0.70
Height: 0.48 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The captain asked, Why are there eight spacecraft approaching my castle with apparently evil intentions?
How to sum up my crazy life in a few sentences?
Okay, here goes: Those are probably Mobster spacecraft looking to both kill me, since I have a list of their names and crimes on my contact lens, and to retrieve the time-travel arm bands that I just dumped in your trash scow. Sorry about dropping this mess in your lap, but they've already killed my girlfriend and kidnapped my family, and I know they absolutely will not stop, ever, until I am dead. So, I figured if I got the bands into the sun, at least I could die knowing I had done something good with my last great act of defiance.
I took a deep breath and waited for the tongue-lashing that I knew was coming...
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