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The Worst Book of Poetry Ever Written: Observations on average things in an average life by an average person.
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Dec 9 2024
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.17 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
The Perfect Gift for People Who Are Impossible to Shop For!
Looking for a unique, funny, and completely ridiculous gift? The Worst Book of Poetry Ever Written is here to save the day (or ruin it, depending on your perspective). Packed with 73 original poems about the most mundane topics imaginable-dishwashers, floors, houseplants, and more-this book is hilariously stupid, unapologetically pointless, and guaranteed to make anyone laugh out loud (or cringe, depending on their sense of humor).
This isn't your average poetry book. Written by a self-proclaimed talentless poet, it's a celebration of mediocrity and absurdity. Whether you're buying for that friend who has everything, the coworker with a dry sense of humor, or the family member who's impossible to impress, this book is the perfect choice for:
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Life's too short to take poetry-or anything else-too seriously. So go ahead, embrace the absurd, and gift The Worst Book of Poetry Ever Written. Because even the worst can be the best at making someone's day.
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