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Winston the Third: Curfews, Corpses and Other Parenting Failures

Winston the Third: Curfews, Corpses and Other Parenting Failures

Paperback

Series: Winston the Third, Book 2

Fantasy

ISBN13: 9798189670763
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 29 2026
Pages: 244
Weight: 0.73
Height: 0.55 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Raising a teenager is hell. It's even worse when he's six hundred years old, and your vampire fangs are blunter than a butter knife.

Winston the Third has a landlord with a crowbar, four highly inconvenient wings, and a newly resurrected brother living in his basement. Benedict may be 615 years old, but physically he's fifteen, which means Winston now faces the true horrors of modern life: school forms, self-checkouts, and parents' evening.

When Benedict's magical angst leaks into a batch of bakery rolls, London's vampire elite become addicted to the ordinary lives they never lived. To stop a ruthless blood aristocrat from bottling Benedict's future, Winston must pull off a heist with an exhausted paramedic student, an overly professional medical courier, a tattoo artist, and a rented hearse with a very strict deposit policy.

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