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While Standing in the Checkout Line...: All of life can be found between the candy gondola and the bag carousal.
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ISBN13: 9798290594996
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 2 2025
Pages: 94
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.19 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 2 2025
Pages: 94
Weight: 0.39
Height: 0.19 Width: 7.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
It seems all of life is to be found between the tabloid news and the bag carousal.
Started as social media fun, this had to happen eventually. Several friends asked me to publish these strange literary vignettes in one place, so here they are. This is the first collection so far, but if any more odd things happen at the checkout, there would be more.
Started as social media fun, this had to happen eventually. Several friends asked me to publish these strange literary vignettes in one place, so here they are. This is the first collection so far, but if any more odd things happen at the checkout, there would be more.
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