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Welcome to weird shit Texas
Paperback
Series: Welcome to Weird Shit Texas
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 28 2026
Pages: 156
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.39 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
WELCOME TO WEIRD SH*T, TEXAS
A True Account from Dogman Ranch
by Ullrson Demori
Dogman Ranch doesn't announce itself.
It watches. It waits. And when you're ready-or when it decides you are-it steps out of the treeline.
This is not a collection of campfire stories.
This is a firsthand account of growing up, leaving, and returning to a ranch in rural Texas where the paranormal was never an event-it was the environment.
From a childhood spent in a house that breathed, watched, and reached back, to teenage encounters with things that crawled out of the dark and didn't leave bodies behind, Welcome to Weird Sh*t, Texas documents a lifetime of escalating encounters with entities that don't behave the way folklore says they should.
Ghosts that test boundaries.
Creatures that observe instead of attack.
Massive upright canines that set traps, flank positions, and respond to intent instead of fear.
As an adult, the author returns to the land after years away-only to discover that whatever lived there never forgot him. What follows is a methodical, grounded account of modern investigations, tactical encounters, and the slow realization that some phenomena operate with intelligence, restraint, and memory.
There are no dramatic rescues.
No heroic speeches.
No tidy explanations.
Just patterns. Pressure. And the understanding that some things don't want you gone-
they want you aware.
This book is for readers who are tired of exaggeration, tired of internet experts, and tired of paranormal stories that don't hold up under scrutiny. If you're looking for a true account that treats the unknown with respect, caution, and hard-earned discipline, this isn't entertainment.
It's a record.
And once you've read it, you may find yourself listening to the woods a little differently.
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