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Vampires in a Recession
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781530807611
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Aug 4 2016
Pages: 116
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.28 Width: 5.00 Depth: 7.99
Language: English
They were only seventeen when they became vampires. Now in their mid-fifties, Benjamin Stone and his best friends Lenny and Sarah have lived through a lot of difficult economic times.
It isn't glamorous being members of the undead- they have bills to pay (even utilities!) just like you and me. They're more human than you'd ever guess- and in the midst of the chronic recession, their stress levels are getting higher as their savings dwindle. Ben knows it's too expensive to be a vampire these days, and thinks it's long overdue to speak out and tell you that being a bloodsucker is really starting to s_ _k!
In Vampires in a Recession, the Boston-based vampire has some bold truths to share with the mortal world-including the many worries and pressures that the undead have to face.
In this eye-opening read, Ben strips away all the stale vampire myths and sheds light on what it's really like to be an immortal in the twenty-first century, sharing daily anxieties and adventures with his two best buddies by his side.
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