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Vampire Taxonomy: Identifying and Interacting with the Modern-Day Bloodsucker

Vampire Taxonomy: Identifying and Interacting with the Modern-Day Bloodsucker

Woerner, Meredith

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ISBN10: 0399535799
ISBN13: 9780399535796
Publisher: Penguin Publishing Group
Published: Nov 3 2009
Pages: 208
Weight: 0.45
Height: 0.45 Width: 5.46 Depth: 8.24
Language: English
Now that millions have read and seen Twilight, where do they turn for vampire advice? This wry, witty, fully illustrated, and bloody essential guide.

Vampires are all around-books, movies, TV, comics- infiltrating our culture like never before. But what happens if one should run into a real vamp on the street? Vampire Taxonomy is the best defense against a fatal encounter in the dark. For the reader's protection, Meredith Woerner reveals the truth about:

?Sunlight sensitivity-Do vamps venture out in the day or stick solely to the evening hours?

?Physiology-When ready to feed, do they change appearance or simply lure with the seductive flash of a fang?

?Dress-Are they decked out in leather with aspirations of becoming the first vampire rock stars or do they cling to Gothic robes and ruffled collars?

?Diet-Are they waging a never-ending struggle against the temptation of human blood or do they view the world as their personal blood buffet?

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