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Unintentionally Celibate
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ISBN10: 0692376518
ISBN13: 9780692376515
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Feb 9 2015
Pages: 218
Weight: 0.56
Height: 0.50 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9780692376515
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Feb 9 2015
Pages: 218
Weight: 0.56
Height: 0.50 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Kinky, pornstar-style sex. In every room and every position. Sex advice for the inept, the knowledgeable, and the sexiest sex-ers having sex. If that's what you're looking for...this is probably not the book for you. Because Olive is currently in the middle of the world's greatest stretch of unintentional celibacy. During this time, Olive has learned two facts: Fact one: Granny panties never lead to coitus. Fact two: Using the word coitus never leads to coitus. Olive's comedic tragedy started when she was twelve and looked exactly like the female version of George Costanza from Seinfeld. Her life was full of shenanigans after that. This humor book is a collection of those ramblings and adventures. But mostly it's about all of the fabulous sex Olive isn't having.
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