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Undead Trump VS. The Mutant Cucumbers: Undead Trump Book 2

Undead Trump VS. The Mutant Cucumbers: Undead Trump Book 2

Razer, Nick

Paperback

Series: Undead Trump

Science Fiction

ISBN13: 9798282887051
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 7 2025
Pages: 360
Weight: 1.06
Height: 0.80 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
To the sentient cucumbers of the world, may your chlorophyll always be vibrant, your skins ever-crisp, and your reign of terror... well, maybe just a little less terrifying. This book is dedicated to you, you delightfully deranged, green-skinned revolutionaries. You've shown us all that even the most mundane vegetable can achieve greatness (or at least, impressively coordinated mayhem). This isn't just a dedication; it's a plea for understanding, a heartfelt apology for all the pickle jars unjustly consumed, and a promise to never again underestimate the power of a well-placed vine. You forced a zombified President Trump to confront not only you, but also his own surprisingly vulnerable zombie heart. That alone deserves an award, preferably one made entirely of organic, sustainably-sourced, non-sentient cucumbers.

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