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The Useless Magic of Marital Order: The Definitive Method for Accumulating Resentments, Avoiding Conversations, and Surviving Marriage

The Useless Magic of Marital Order: The Definitive Method for Accumulating Resentments, Avoiding Conversations, and Surviving Marriage

Paperback

Series: Universidad Internacional de los Malos Consejos (U.I.M.C.)

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ISBN13: 9798171991173
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 4 2026
Pages: 278
Weight: 0.83
Height: 0.63 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Forget everything you've learned about healthy communication, active listening, and compromise. Welcome to the University of Bad Advice.

If you have ever stared at your partner across the breakfast table and wondered how folding a towel could trigger a geopolitical crisis, you are holding the right manual.

The Useless Magic of Marital Order is a mercilessly cynical, deeply sarcastic, and hilariously realistic academic guide to surviving the daily catastrophes of long-term coexistence. Written with the institutional rigor of a fake university department, this book breaks down the hidden laws of domestic warfare-from the calculus of who does the dishes to the covert operations of family gatherings and the terrifying bureaucracy of marital compliance.

Inside this satirical manual, you will discover:


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