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The Unexpected Exorcist: An Uziel Axe Novel
Paperback
Publisher: Adam Rockwell
Published: May 15 2025
Pages: 332
Weight: 0.85
Height: 0.74 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
TSA officer Uziel Axe's life takes a wild turn when he discovers that demons walk among us. During a violent clash at Milwaukee's international airport with none other than Beelzebub himself, Uziel's hidden gift is revealed: he can see-and exorcise-demons.
After unexpectedly casting Beelzebub out, Uziel is pulled into the eternal battle between good and evil. But he's not alone. Enter Special Agent Sister Catherine Queally, a battle-worn exorcist with a shadowy past. She recruits Uziel into a covert government agency tasked with keeping humanity safe from demonic forces.
Together, they're all that stands between Earth and the wrath of Beelzebub-and he's not taking exile quietly.
A wild mashup of Men in Black meets The Exorcist, this supernatural comedy blends action, irreverence, and just enough theological chaos to make the Vatican shudder.
Originally serialized on Substack in 2024, now collected for the first time in print and ebook.
What readers are saying:
This was a fun read, fleshed out characters with varied and interesting backgrounds. It was easy to root for them, and you put them through the wringer, great job! - Shawn M.
I loved it! What a great way to end the story, and it's perfectly set up for a sequel! - Reda R.
The characters made me smile and root for them. And what's not to like about a jolly good demon villain?! - Annie B.
Really well-written with characters I cared about (and still do). Fantastic ending. - Tim E.
I can't wait for the movie! - Richard B.
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