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Tobias Turtle's Family Album
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ISBN10: 1329063201
ISBN13: 9781329063204
Publisher: Lulu Pr
Published: Apr 13 2015
Pages: 56
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.15 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781329063204
Publisher: Lulu Pr
Published: Apr 13 2015
Pages: 56
Weight: 0.35
Height: 0.15 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Turtles have big families, and they live a long time. Tobias Turtle, the mooching, lazy, freeloading star of the Tobias Turtle series by Steven Conness is no exception. Here is a family album of his nutty ancestors and extended family doing what they do best: serving as an example of how NOT to live. Fifty full-color illustrations by Dave Dziedzic show Tobias' family tree demonstrating the family motto: Quantum fieri potest, ut tamen quam minimum labore. (With as little effort as possible.)
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