Thunder
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Series: Big D Escort Service, Book 1
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ISBN10: 1974228835
ISBN13: 9781974228836
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Aug 2 2017
Pages: 284
Weight: 0.68
Height: 0.64 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781974228836
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Aug 2 2017
Pages: 284
Weight: 0.68
Height: 0.64 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Welcome to Big D!ck Escort Service. If you need a date, we've got you. If you need wining and dining, we've got you. If you need a night you'll never forget-buckle up, because that's our specialty. We'll give you what you need, as hard as you need it. CODE NAME: THUNDER All the girls call me Thunder. As in, they need to feel the Thunder between their thighs. I'm a legend. My waiting list is a mile long. The ladies crave me, and they'll pay for the pleasure. But though I hate to disappoint-everyone knows I leave my clients satisfied-it's getting old. Money, sex, and rock 'n roll can get stale. Who knew? I might just finish up, and pull out. I'll take one more gig, rock her world, and see my way out. I'll show one last lucky lady why they call me Thunder. * * *
CLIENT: MADISON That rotten, no good- My ex-boyfriend of too many years just left me three weeks before the most important wedding of my life. I wanted to make a statement at that wedding. I've changed. I'm no longer the loser who got dumped by the popular boy in high school. Now I'm a successful business woman with clear skin. But how can I possibly make that sort of statement as a loner? I can't, that's how. So when my friend suggests hiring a date from the Big D!ck Escort Service, it was hard to laugh it off. And as the days ticked by, it was harder and harder to deny that I needed saving. No sex, though. I'm not that kinda girl. I'll just hire the guy for a date, and nothing else. Just one date without any funny-business. That's do-able, right?
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