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The White Corpse Hustle: A Guide for the Fledgling Vampire
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ISBN10: 1986206300
ISBN13: 9781986206303
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Mar 20 2018
Pages: 142
Weight: 0.44
Height: 0.30 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781986206303
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Mar 20 2018
Pages: 142
Weight: 0.44
Height: 0.30 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Author/Entertainer and Horror Host Hall of Famer John Dimes brings you a curious and incognoscible compendium of all things vampiric. . .for the most part! The White Corpse Hustle: A Guide for the Fledgling Vampire covers such niggling affairs as: Where a vampire's attire vanishes whilst teleporting, or transmogrifying into bats and such!Why the males and females of the vampiric species never, EVER engage in sexual congress.!AND: Why the terms THE DEVIL'S PUNCH or THE SUNNYSIDE, STRAWBERRY CUSTARD SURPRISE fill the average vampire on the go with dread! Exhaustively illustrated! Easy to use! The White Corpse Hustle is an eminently useful tool!John Dimes is a major talent.-John Porter, FangoriaIt's a darn fun book. A Critic's choice.Dave Nuttycombe, The Washington City Paper4.5 out of 5-JIVE MAGAZINE5.0 out of 5 stars. A Book Every Vampire Should Read...and You Too! -Dick Dyszel AKA Count Gore Devol, Countgore.com
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