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The Patsy
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Publisher Price: $15.99
Publisher: Symmetrical Press
Published: Nov 22 2025
Pages: 236
Weight: 0.74
Height: 0.64 Width: 5.25 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
What if the timeline we're living in didn't always exist?
It's 1987. Wayne Bronson has been stuck in an underground
military bunker for nineteen years. And he knows exactly
who's to blame: John M-is-for-Mutherfucker Kennedy, as
the Colonel likes to call him.
(Wayne is well aware that Kennedy's middle initial was F.
But no one argues with the Colonel.)
During his second term, Kennedy triggered a nuclear war
that wiped out most of the US population. It all stemmed
from a series of misunderstandings more egregious than a
Three's Company episode.
Wayne's never seen Three's Company. It doesn't exist yet.
Not in this timeline, anyway. But it will, in about a week-
if his mission is successful.
His mission? Take over the consciousness of Lee Harvey
Oswald in 1963 and assassinate Kennedy-before Kennedy
destroys the world.
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