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The Mor'on 2: Pandemic Bugaloo

The Mor'on 2: Pandemic Bugaloo

Hardcover

Bible StudiesCSBESV

ISBN10: 1916345131
ISBN13: 9781916345133
Publisher: Zouev Elite Publishing
Published: Nov 30 2020
Pages: 498
Weight: 1.70
Height: 1.38 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English

IN the beginning Trump created the self-isolation and the quarantine...

This is an updated 2020 edition of the King James Bible. Created in just under 7 hours (not days), this good book replaces archaic and outdated terms with everything that made this year so goddamn memorable. For example, all 3,995 mentions of God are replaced with Trump; sin has been updated to eat ass; all priests are pedophiles; and Jeffery Epstein (who did not kill himself), Karen, and Joe Exotic now fill in for Judah, David and Jesus. A total of 50+ word replacements now make reading the bible more enjoyable and feel less like a circumcision with no anesthesia. Think of this as a biblical ad-lib of sorts, where every page is a humorous godforsaken surprise.

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