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The Little Book of Rude Limericks
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ISBN10: 0995746249
ISBN13: 9780995746244
Publisher: Fascom
Published: Nov 8 2017
Pages: 58
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.12 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9780995746244
Publisher: Fascom
Published: Nov 8 2017
Pages: 58
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.12 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
From the North of England... A greedy young fellow from York
Was exceptionally fond of roast pork.
When he saw the dish come
He'd cry 'Yummy, yum-yum!'
And excitedly flourish his fork. to the South of France... A cheerful young fellow named Trev
Went off for a romp in Lodève.
Was exceptionally fond of roast pork.
When he saw the dish come
He'd cry 'Yummy, yum-yum!'
And excitedly flourish his fork. to the South of France... A cheerful young fellow named Trev
Went off for a romp in Lodève.
But he soon lost his smile
When he caught something vile
In a house of delight called Mon Rêve. This little book of limericks - mostly naughty rather than downright rude (but there are exceptions!) - ranges far and wide. Open it and learn how a knight-errant with a lisp can still command respect; how ladies on the autoroute don't give their favours away for free, and how tajine is really only a posh word for stew.
When he caught something vile
In a house of delight called Mon Rêve. This little book of limericks - mostly naughty rather than downright rude (but there are exceptions!) - ranges far and wide. Open it and learn how a knight-errant with a lisp can still command respect; how ladies on the autoroute don't give their favours away for free, and how tajine is really only a posh word for stew.
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