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The Headless FloridaMan
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Apr 5 2021
Pages: 64
Weight: 0.16
Height: 0.13 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
A hilarious horror novella that brings Sleepy Hollow to a Florida trailer park. Perfect for fans of dark comedy, supernatural slashers, and Florida man stories.
Dare to dive into the sidesplitting terror of The Headless FloridaMan? In a bizarre tale where the legend of Sleepy Hollow crashes into a Floridian trailer park, this horror-comedy novella delivers a gut-busting twist on a classic story. When five tweakers commit what they think is the perfect crime, they soon find themselves hunted by a headless foe with a penchant for dark humor and vengeance.
Prepare for an uproarious escapade as each page bursts with slapstick wit, foolhardy characters, and the kind of scatological humor that would make even a teenage boy cringe with delight. With a sprinkling of toilet jokes, foul language, and crass humor, The Headless FloridaMan is unapologetically bold and shamelessly entertaining.
But beware, this isn't just a headless man on the warpath; it's a resurrected menace armed with a plumber's courage and a dash of supernatural mystery. So, if you're in for a laugh, a scare, and an all-around wild ride that redefines Dude-Lit, then it's time to meet The Headless FloridaMan. Grab your copy today and join in on the chaos that only Florida-and an axe-wielding specter-can conjure up!
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