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The Golden Rhinoceros
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ISBN10: 0645602310
ISBN13: 9780645602319
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Dec 11 2022
Pages: 294
Weight: 0.96
Height: 0.66 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9780645602319
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Dec 11 2022
Pages: 294
Weight: 0.96
Height: 0.66 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Two village idiots, Fart and Suck, try to overthrow the government. Being idiots, they fail. Nonetheless, King Prawn and Queen Clytoris go their separate ways inamicably (he bops her on the head).
It's an epic battle of the sexes.
King Prawn wants to conquer the world with his army of (mostly) imbeciles. He battles Harry the vicious but lonely farmhouse, Mammon, a giant singing and dancing bottom, invades Hollywood with its vast cast of stars (Marilyn Monroe, the Marx Brothers, The Three Stooges, Fred Astaire, etc.), culminating in King Prawn getting an Oscar nomination.
It's an epic battle of the sexes.
King Prawn wants to conquer the world with his army of (mostly) imbeciles. He battles Harry the vicious but lonely farmhouse, Mammon, a giant singing and dancing bottom, invades Hollywood with its vast cast of stars (Marilyn Monroe, the Marx Brothers, The Three Stooges, Fred Astaire, etc.), culminating in King Prawn getting an Oscar nomination.
Queen Clytoris wants to create a community to discuss issues. That doesn't work out well, so President Carol and her steroid pumped Amazon warriors get to kick butts (male).
Both a tale of power and love. Star-crossed, cross-eyed lovers - Virginia, the nymphomaniac who finds true love with a cat (actually a man dressed up as a cat), St Claire, the romantic binge-eating philosopher, and Prince Jotel, drunkard/existentialist playwright (author of Three Turds) and part time cat.
So who wins in power and love?
Or does Baby Adolf win it all?
Did you know God's name is Darryl and a Filipino?
Why does King Prawn end up in a James Joyce novel?
Which fiction character kills the author?
A mad, bad, hilarious, romantic, anti-war, anti-peace, poetic, philosophical, subversive, irreverent, high and low falutin epic.
A satire on everything - politics, love, death, art, philosophy, Hollywood, religion, literature, and everything under the sun and beyond.
Both a tale of power and love. Star-crossed, cross-eyed lovers - Virginia, the nymphomaniac who finds true love with a cat (actually a man dressed up as a cat), St Claire, the romantic binge-eating philosopher, and Prince Jotel, drunkard/existentialist playwright (author of Three Turds) and part time cat.
So who wins in power and love?
Or does Baby Adolf win it all?
Did you know God's name is Darryl and a Filipino?
Why does King Prawn end up in a James Joyce novel?
Which fiction character kills the author?
A mad, bad, hilarious, romantic, anti-war, anti-peace, poetic, philosophical, subversive, irreverent, high and low falutin epic.
A satire on everything - politics, love, death, art, philosophy, Hollywood, religion, literature, and everything under the sun and beyond.
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