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The Feline Felon
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ISBN13: 9798173194305
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 10 2026
Pages: 190
Weight: 0.79
Height: 0.49 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Sep 10 2026
Pages: 190
Weight: 0.79
Height: 0.49 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Welcome to the Edwin Lee Apartments, where a nineteen-pound Maine Coon cartel boss named Mr. Frumpy Pants Mosquitz Thumpernickel-known simply as Frump-rules the household with an iron paw and absolute contempt for human commerce.Behind the facade of a sleepy, oversized tabby, Frump operates a sophisticated petty larceny syndicate right from the living room floor. Armed with a velvet-lined psychic broadcast directly into his human zera's skull, this feline mastermind specializes in the high-stakes theft of ignition keys, hundred-dollar bills from the kitchen counter, and contraband like Caesar's brass Zippo lighter.As zera fights to keep his sanity intact, navigating hilarious standoffs, tactical couch-cushion diversions, and high-speed hallway chases, Frump maintains his underground empire from the comfort of his secret stash spots. The Feline Felon is a laugh-out-loud comedy about the chaotic reality of sharing a one-bedroom apartment with an apex predator of minor property crimes.
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