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The Drunk in the Trunk
Paperback
Publisher: Jackanapes Studios LLC
Published: Mar 2 2026
Pages: 32
Weight: 0.22
Height: 0.08 Width: 8.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
The Drunk in the Trunk
A Hilariously Immature Rhyming Picture Book for Grown-Ups Who Should Know Better
What happens when date night goes right...
but you come home with a souvenir that is very, very wrong?
In The Drunk in the Trunk, a couple enjoys a perfectly normal evening at their favorite local bar-until they discover an unexpected passenger passed out in the trunk of their car. He's older. He's hammered. He's gassy. And unfortunately... he's not going anywhere.
What follows is a wildly inappropriate, laugh-out-loud rhyming adventure about unwanted houseguests, questionable life choices, and the surprising bonds that form when you accidentally adopt a drunken stowaway.
Written in the nostalgic style of a classic children's picture book-but packed with humor strictly for immature adults-this witty, irreverent story blends playful rhyme, absurd situations, and delightfully lowbrow comedy. Think bedtime story energy... if bedtime stories included beer breath and flatulence.
Perfect for:
Fans of adult parody picture books
Readers who love crude humor and clever rhyme
Gag gifts for birthdays, bachelor parties, and white elephant exchanges
Couples who appreciate ridiculous how did we get here? stories
If you enjoy humorous rhyming books for adults, bar humor, silly relationship stories, and unapologetically immature comedy, The Drunk in the Trunk belongs on your coffee table (or hidden in your nightstand).
Because sometimes the best friendships begin...
with a thud in the trunk.
Grab your copy today-and meet the messiest, gassiest houseguest you'll ever love.
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