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The Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary
Paperback
Series: Lit & Wit: Witerature! Satire, Poems, and Short Stories to Bring Out the Lighter Side of Life, Book 2
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ISBN10: 1542571898
ISBN13: 9781542571890
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Jan 6 2017
Pages: 100
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.21 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781542571890
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Jan 6 2017
Pages: 100
Weight: 0.24
Height: 0.21 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Care to sell your soul? Imagine all that money!
Fear not 'tis but a metaphor. Simply look inside this book and see for yourself! it's a sort of how to manual with many insiders definitions... And the salesman is handsome, vaguely foreign, & possessed of obvious...Intelligence. He has an air of sophistication for he is a man of wealth and taste.
A witty look at the strange world of inter-dimensional diplomatic missions , . . The Devil's Diplomatic Dictionary brings a light-hearted laugh to the world of diplomacy, providing funny definitions of the most common terms and phrases of dipspeak, the foreign language spoken by all diplomats, and only diplomats. Wittastic! Features:
- Cookbook and How to Manual for DON'T DO IT, YOU WILL REGRET IT! (tastes just like pork!)
- Extensive Satirical Definitions of various international whatknots
- Jokes in bad taste
- Bitter Ironies
- Sarcasm? What's that?
- You gun' eat that?
- No Dragons: 100% Free of ANY Chinese 内容
- 美丽的内衣! 好的,我撒谎了.
- Pretty Pictures of half naked infernals: guarantied human ... from the waist up!
- Nether Regions
Free supplement to the dictionary follows for your edification: Click Look inside the book for more free funtasy!
- Pocahontas: A white person, who thinks themselves to be an Indian, although they are not tribally enrolled, nor have any demonstrable Indian blood or tribal adoption; supposedly a Harvard law school has a quota of Pocahontas's though whether this quota, if it even exists, is a glass ceiling or glass floor is open for debate.
- Navajo Code Talker: An Indian, usually but not necessarily a Navajo, who talks about flying turkeys who are all set for a crash landing and will end up in a birdcage; possibly in English, if they are feeling so inclined. See also: Counting Coups. See also: hero.
- Counting Coups: The Indian practice, among some tribes, of quietly putting a notch in their rifle for all the people they chose not to kill, but could have and maybe even should have.
- Indian: A term for some to be indignant about. Any of the various native nations on turtle island (q.v.) or any member thereof whether by blood or adoption. Possibly a corruption of the term Indigenous? Usually thought to be due to Columbus's navigation error. See also: redskin/red's kin.
- Redskin: A paleface suffering from a bad bout of nuclear radiation.
- Red's kin: Polite term for a half-breed, quarter-breed, octaroon, or any other mixed blood person; not to be confused with red kin, which is a rude term for a shabby commie relative.
- Assimilation: See slow-motion genocide; slow boiling a frog; raspberry reich.
In deep cold cavernous spaces
where shadows pair with shades
where old books dream the dreams
of times when they were trees
where coal doth bear the diamond
one knows not light nor day
there 'tis where every spirit reigns
who one would call a shadow-king
--Colophonius Regenschein (see also: the devil is beating his wife again) If you read this far you should buy the book and satisfy the rest of your curiousity while laughing about the human condition. Go on, sign here.
Clickity click said -Old Nick!
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