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    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Terror Mannequin

Terror Mannequin

Hackle, Douglas

Paperback

HorrorHumor

ISBN10: 169783101X
ISBN13: 9781697831016
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Oct 20 2019
Pages: 202
Weight: 0.58
Height: 0.46 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Forty-year-old Glont Lamont is a longtime employee of Fun 4-Life Corporation, where he gets paid good money to play videos games, watch TV, get drunk, get high, devour pizza, ride the company roller coaster, take long-ass naps, and toss off like a madman in an insane asylum. There's only one problem: Glont's sick of his job! Nowadays, all he really wants to do is work long, grueling shifts 7-days-a-week doing any sort of awful, backbreaking, tedious, demoralizing, soul-crushing, severely undercompensated labor.

But with Halloween just a few days away, Glont has more important things to worry about than his workplace woes. Namely, he must take his two freak nephews out reverse trick-or-treating, which is a form of annual ritualistic tribute whereby the cruel townspeople force his nephews to walk door-to-door on Halloween night to hand out candy instead of receive it themselves.

And this year, the last stop on the trio's reverse trick-or-treating itinerary is Fallingwater-built on a natural waterfall, Frank Lloyd Wright's world-famous architectural masterpiece is now closed to the public and allegedly haunted by an evil supernatural entity known as TERROR MANNEQUIN...

Hackle may be the best absurdist story writer working today. -Bradley Sands, author of Dodgeball High

...the best bizarro absurdist in the business. -Amy M. Vaughn, author of Skull Nuggets

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