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Publisher: Independently Published
Pages: 212
Weight: 1.11
Height: 0.45 Width: 8.50 Depth: 11.00
Language: English
At 11:07 a.m., the Vale family starts arriving for Thanksgiving. By 11:07 p.m., they will arrive again.
Dr. Morrow Vale thinks Christianity is a two-thousand-year-old failure to admit a deadline was missed. His sister Kerith thinks a name recurring in the family's parish records for three centuries proves something older and stranger survived the Flood. Her son Orison thinks they're both reading lore files, and that the glitches in the family's football broadcast, the fourteenth place setting nobody explains, and the chair at the foot of the table are seams in something that isn't quite reality.
Between them: Darren, who changes his politics with the wind and is more than the joke everyone's made of him all day; Vesper, twenty and trans and just trying to eat her mashed potatoes in peace, who turns out to be the only person at the table who can actually edit what's happening; and Grandma, who has kept a promise at this table for sixty years and would very much like everyone to eat before it gets cold.
THE TURKEY HAS ALREADY HAPPENED is a family comedy, a theological argument, a conspiracy thriller, and a ghost story that refuses to pick a genre, told across 36 chapters, a doubled chapter that can't decide which version is true, duplicate pages, a family tree that runs sideways instead of down, and dozens of found documents - text threads, insurance appraisals, tree-ring dating reports, a professional genealogist's unsettled phone call - that keep widening the mystery long after the reader thinks they understand it.
Every year, this family sets one extra place. Every year, thirteen people insist they are thirteen people. This year, someone finally counts the coats.
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