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Turd Play IV: Intra-stainus
Paperback
Series: Turd Play, Book 4
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 26 2025
Pages: 26
Weight: 0.08
Height: 0.05 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Turd Play IV: Intra-stainus is back to ram its stinky sceptre deep into your literary love canal. If you thought The Crappening and Making Shitstory were wild, buckle up, because Intra-stainus makes them look like a polite piss in a porcelain teacup.
This is toilet humour on steroids, a bowel-bursting blend of dirty limericks, wordplay so twisted it needs a chiropractor, and imagery that'll scar your brain like Rumpelstiltskin's uncut third leg. We're talking:
Grotesque fairy tales (crumb-filled skins & goblin gitches)
Savage one-liners (You're a stupid seer... a real Nostradumbass)
Philosophy on the can (Common sense is not common, in a sense...)
Meta-pooetry (the saga of the second trilogy)
Perfect for toilet reading, stoner sessions, or anyone who enjoys laughing at the collapse of Western civilisation while taking a shit.
If you've ever wanted Shakespeare, Dr. Seuss, and a truck stop glory hole to have a love child, this is it.
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