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Trump: The Second Coming of Christ, Fully Documented
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 28 2026
Pages: 228
Weight: 0.68
Height: 0.52 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
For years the faithful were promised the complete, fully documented case. Here it is at last.
Sixteen Books. Every count, every verdict, every finding of every court, set beside the King James verse that saw it coming. From the Book of Genesis, 1973, where the record begins, to the Book of Revelation, by way of the Felonies, the Judgments, the Sixth of January, the Disciples, the Pardons, and the Friend.
Nothing invented. Nothing exaggerated. Every quotation verbatim, from recordings, transcripts, and his own posts. Every status labeled: convicted, found liable, settled, charged, dismissed, acquitted, or alleged and denied. And where the record shows repentance, confession, or apology, those chapters appear exactly as fully as the record allows.
Includes The Book of Felonies, all 34 counts, one per page. The Book of Virtues, with every documented instance. The Book of Repentance, complete. And an Index of Sins. Humility: not found. Pride: passim.
The perfect gift for the believer, the skeptic, and anyone who still owns a highlighter.
A work of political satire. Scripture from the King James Version, public domain. No divine endorsement claimed or implied. Obviously.
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