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Toxic Relationship Affirmations: For when you should have swiped left isn't your average feel good, light-a-candle-and-manifest-it kind of book
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 30 2025
Pages: 58
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.15 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
You didn't deserve what happened - but this book? You do deserve this.
Welcome to the beautifully chaotic space between heartbreak and healing, where red flags waved like confetti and your intuition was on Do Not Disturb. Relationship Affirmations for When You Should Have Swiped Left is your brutally honest, painfully funny collection of mantras, truths, and one-liners for anyone who's ever dated someone who called emotional unavailability mysterious.
This book won't fix your love life. But it will:
Remind you you're not the only one who ignored 38 red flags
Help you laugh while you delete the text you definitely shouldn't send
Give your group chat a break - we've got the snark covered
Help you replace what ifs with thank God I escaped
Whether you're fresh out of a situationship, still mentally replying to their last message, or simply reclaiming your peace one petty affirmation at a time, this book is your spiritual side-eye and emotional reset button.
Read it. Repeat it. And next time... swipe left.
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