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Too Stupid to Visit: and other collections of funny bits
Paperback
Publisher Price: $9.99
ISBN13: 9781926891897
Publisher: Magenta
Published: Oct 5 2021
Pages: 106
Weight: 0.32
Height: 0.25 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Are there intelligent life forms out there in the universe?
Well yeah. No one's visited us yet.
Have you noticed that more and more athletes are saying a quick
prayer at the starting line?
A clear admission that you can't possibly win without divine
intervention - yeah, that'll really psych out your opponents.
And this 'bigger is better' thing - completely illogical.
Anyone can shoot a moose that's just standing there.
If you really wanna brag, hang a pair of chipmunk ears on your wall.
These bits and many more in Too Stupid to Visit.
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... wretchedly funny. C. Mike Rice, Realworldatheism
Your material is fabulous! It reminds me so much of George Carlin. ... Gemini Rising
Jass is a comedy genius. ... reminiscent of Monty Python ... May Arend, Brazilian Bookworm
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