Texts I'll Never Send: Drafts from a Woman at Capacity: What I Meant to Say Was No
Paperback
Publisher Price: $12.99
ISBN13: 9781918385854
Publisher: Voyage & Quill Publishing
Published: Jun 9 2026
Pages: 66
Weight: 0.19
Height: 0.16 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Some texts are better left unsent.
Texts I'll Never Send: Drafts from a Woman at Capacity is a sharp, funny, and deeply relatable collection of the messages we all type... and then delete.
Inside are unsent replies to:
- men who reappear with hey
- coworkers who say just circling back
- friends who suggest 8:30 p.m. dinners
- family group chats that never end
- and the tiny daily annoyances that somehow require emotional restraint
Equal parts humor and quiet honesty, this book captures the exact moment between what you want to say and what you actually send.
Perfect for fans of witty, modern humor and highly giftable, browsable books, this is a collection to dip into, laugh at, and recognize yourself in.
For anyone who has ever typed a message, stared at it, and chosen peace instead.
- Highly browsable, one-joke-per-page format
- Perfect gift for friends, sisters, and coworkers
- Relatable humor about modern life, work, dating, and boundaries
- Ideal for fans of contemporary women's humor and social media-style wit
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