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The Terrible Story of the Terrible Curse of the Terrible Ham: A Science Fiction Comedy Set in Porksville, Kentucky
Paperback
Series: Terrible Stories from Porksville, Book 1
ISBN13: 9781793890719
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jan 12 2019
Pages: 54
Weight: 0.18
Height: 0.13 Width: 5.51 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
A zany sci-fi comedy page-turner that will constantly keep you on the edge of your seat!
If we could move consciousness from one body to another, or transmogrify one organism into another, should we? Scientists mean well, right? What could possibly go wrong?
You should definitely warn your friends about this book. Check out these testimonials that might be completely made up, or maybe not: My English teacher would not approve. My wife would not approve. My wife's cousin's husband's sister's son's friend's dog's chew toy, Oinker, would not approve. Hide this one from your kids. A porcine calamity of epic proportions! I lost count of the bodies. Like a slow-motion 50-car pileup. Looks like Porksville is off the vacation list.
Maybe nobody ever said any of these things, but don't they leave you a little bit curious?
The Terrible Story of the Terrible Curse of the Terrible Ham is safe for everyone, unless you happen to live in Porksville, Kentucky.
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