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Tearing Your Eyes Out: A Collection of Poetrical Abominations
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ISBN10: 1466314109
ISBN13: 9781466314108
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Dec 5 2010
Pages: 78
Weight: 0.38
Height: 0.16 Width: 8.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781466314108
Publisher: Createspace
Published: Dec 5 2010
Pages: 78
Weight: 0.38
Height: 0.16 Width: 8.00 Depth: 10.00
Language: English
Tearing Your Eyes Out - A Collection of Poetrical Abominations is a children's book intended for anyone who can appreciate strange but humorous, wittily written, nonsensical poetry. Within the confines of this ridiculously random world, you will find cotton-clad sheep, tongue twisting exercises, French food fixations and elusive lake monsters. --Poem on the book's back cover -- In this book you preview read Are poems that cause mind impede, Verse about sheep not of wool Other silly things it full, Rhyme of bird, a dog and yak One about a creature quack, Ode to seeing movie shows And for people scared of O's, Full of crazy things in here And will set you back a year, But if you wish to be brave Sanity give goodbye wave, Warning to you I do shout, If read this, you'll tear eyes out!
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