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Tall, Dark & Spicy: Taken by the Horny Pumpkin Spice Latte
Paperback
Series: Sentient Object Adventures, Book 8
Publisher: Peryton Press
Published: Sep 18 2026
Pages: 70
Weight: 0.17
Height: 0.17 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
She's spent all autumn serving pumpkin spice. Now pumpkin spice wants to serve her.
Sophie is sick of pumpkin spice. After making hundreds of the bloody things, she still doesn't understand the obsession. Then one careless wish beneath the harvest moon brings an abandoned PSL to life.
Hot, creamy and eager to please, he has a tentacle that knows exactly where to touch her. He can change his temperature, make his own whipped cream and grow a second appendage when one isn't enough.
Sophie only wanted to understand the obsession. She didn't expect to become attached to the drink she'd planned to throw away, or to wonder whether one night with him could ever be enough.
Tall, Dark & Spicy is a filthy, funny sentient object romance for fans of monster romance and nonhuman love interests. It features a touch-starved café owner, an eager-to-please nonhuman hero, multiple tentacles, temperature play, whipped cream and a guaranteed happy-for-now ending.
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