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Scanned & Stuffed: Taken by the Horny Self-Checkout Machine
Paperback
Series: Sentient Object Adventures, Book 1
Publisher: Peryton Press
Published: Aug 13 2026
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.20
Height: 0.20 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
One horny self-checkout. One trapped shop assistant. One very unexpected item in the bagging area.
All I wanted was to finish my shift and go home. Instead, a storm knocked the power out and locked me in TartanMart with the most infuriating self-checkout machine in Scotland.
Unit 69X is glitchy, smug, weirdly possessive, and far too interested in scanning more than my shopping. He knows my name. He knows what I like. And thanks to one very well-timed lightning strike, he's no longer content to sit quietly in the corner flashing unexpected item in bagging area.
I should run. I should call someone. I should definitely not be flirting with a sentient self-checkout machine who has cables, scanners, and a very detailed understanding of customer satisfaction.
But Unit 69X says he can take care of me. And apparently, I'm the unexpected item he's been waiting for.
Scanned & Stuffed is a filthy, funny sentient object romance featuring a horny self-checkout machine, forced proximity, scanner play, cable restraints, thorough aftercare, and absolutely no sensible decisions.
Perfect for fans of sentient machine romance, monster smut, and outrageously weird reads.
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