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Tales of the Great Trumpkin
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ISBN10: 1981122257
ISBN13: 9781981122257
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Nov 30 2017
Pages: 124
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.26 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781981122257
Publisher: Createspace Independent Publishing Platform
Published: Nov 30 2017
Pages: 124
Weight: 0.29
Height: 0.26 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Once upon a time, there was a great country. Really great. I mean it was truly big league. Sadly, however, many of the people of this country couldn't see how great it really was and needed to find a man to make it great again. Fortunately, from atop a yuge tower on the isle of Manhattan came a man that would answer their prayers. He was a tall man who wore exceptionally long, red ties, that were in no way compensating for anything. He was really smart and knew all of the best words, but wisely elected to only use a few, mostly adjectives, as not to complicate things. What he lacked in experience, diplomacy, and decorum, he made up for by being incredibly rich. He was bold, he was crass, and he was exactly what these people were looking for. He was indeed...The Great Trumpkin.
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