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ISBN13: 9798836846015
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 30 2022
Pages: 198
Weight: 0.48
Height: 0.45 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jun 30 2022
Pages: 198
Weight: 0.48
Height: 0.45 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
A book of lines. How perpendicular. To string you along. Is it better to be a magician's assistant or a ventriloquist's assistant? Dummy up my lovelies.
Wherever one can find a goose one can find two ducks.
The reason people don't like math is because it is not taught with jokes.
I mean, Mr. Monopoly laughed all the way to the bank.
But he does have a patent on wisecracks.
So no cracking wise, you hear?
Solve for how many years till you can crack wise freely. Trick question.
It takes two noses minimum to pass the sniff test.
Why? No one knows. The math instructor had my number and used it to make an example of me. A number of times.
I like maths but they say I don't do it right. And that adds up. But who are they and are their rules greater than or lesser than my own? Summation. A story problem.
So no cracking wise, you hear?
Solve for how many years till you can crack wise freely. Trick question.
It takes two noses minimum to pass the sniff test.
Why? No one knows. The math instructor had my number and used it to make an example of me. A number of times.
I like maths but they say I don't do it right. And that adds up. But who are they and are their rules greater than or lesser than my own? Summation. A story problem.
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