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St. Catte's Academy for Kittens
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781910757765
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: Feb 23 2017
Pages: 116
Weight: 0.36
Height: 0.24 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
So here it is - light-hearted, entertaining and designed to make you smile - ST. CATTE'S ACADEMY.... Ta daaah!'
Have you ever 'pawsed' to think Where kittens learn all their cat stratagems and cuteness?
At 'ST. CATTE'S ACADEMY', that's where!
Take a look inside the premier Independent School for the Education of Kittens in the training of their Humans - erm ..... I'M AFRAID THAT'S US!
THINK ST. TRINIAN'S: ONLY THINK KITTENS!
Sympathise with the Sixth Form trying to supervise mad, lively 3rd and 4th Years and fluffy, skittery little 1st and 2nd Years.
- Cat naps, catnip, garden goings-on
- A kitten curtain, a climbing craze and 'Cattitude'
- When Pawlene McFurley's in charge, Mamselle gets miffed
- Purrsonal training, winning ways and the devastating Silent Miaow
Meet the Principal (well - Principuss, really), wise Dr. Tabitha Feline, C.B.E. (Cat of the British Empire), Enid - her P.A., and Ms. Pawlene McFurley - the Deputy Head. Get to know Matron - Ms. Polly Purrkins, Catlin Kittsen, the Olympuss Bronze Medallist who teaches P.E., and all the other members of staff.
Purrfect. Amusing - and just fur fun... so WELCOME TO ST. CATTE's.
Because she felt guilty about taking her kitten to be 'done', Moira Bates distracted herself by scribbling down cat-friendly justifications and explanations on bits of paper and the backs of envelopes (literally!). She did not know that those ideas would take on their own momentum.
She had no intention of starting anything. Then she had no intention of stopping, because as the kitten characters emerged and the story unfolded, she was having fun and enjoying herself far too much to want to leave the St. Catte's Academy world!
She had no intention of drawing cat pictures, either. But she did!
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