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Sanity Clause: A Humorous Holiday Romance
Paperback
ISBN13: 9781685133337
Publisher: Black Rose Writing
Published: Dec 7 2023
Pages: 174
Weight: 0.43
Height: 0.40 Width: 5.00 Depth: 8.00
Language: English
Can a soulless billionaire find a soul? Is it crazy to give away money? Is it ever too late to redeem the loveless life of a selfish, greedy narcissist?
Magnus Killer Diller is a ruthless real estate developer trying to unload his portfolio of shopping malls. One mall is bleeding money, holding up the deal. His associates urge him to unload it, but he insists on going undercover to root out the conspiracy of tenants trying to steal it from him. What better way to uncover this conspiracy than by becoming the mall Santa? He quickly discovers two things: he's the world's worst Santa, and the mall's Cookie Lady is the kind, generous, lovely woman he's dreamed of. Will she speak to him when she discovers he's trying to put her cookie shop out of business?
Sanity Clause is modern fable that updates A Christmas Carol with snap and sizzle. Author R. Lee Procter fashions a tale that you'll read out loud to family and friends every holiday season.
Pick up Sanity Clause. It's a timeless tale of a hopeless cynic who finds love, redemption, transcendence, and the world's best cookie.
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