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Sweep Her Off Her Feet: Seriously, Dude, Clean Up Your Place!

Sweep Her Off Her Feet: Seriously, Dude, Clean Up Your Place!

Georgiades, Christine
Reidy, Jamie

Paperback

Humor

ISBN10: 0999412760
ISBN13: 9780999412763
Publisher: Lightning Source Inc
Published: May 13 2018
Pages: 82
Weight: 0.27
Height: 0.17 Width: 5.98 Depth: 9.02
Language: English
This book just might save a dude from death by dust inhalation. Especially one who assumes his toilet bowl cleans itself. Need a college graduation gift? Need a Father's Day present? Need a gag gift for a divorcee? This is the book is for him. Sweep Her Off Her Feet gives my cleaning-challenged compadre funny, yet practical instructions for quickly getting his place date-ready. It even provides the list of weapons a bachelor will carry into battle against the dark and dirty forces that have invaded his castle.
  • Kitchen? Open the fridge. Throw out anything you don't immediately remember buying, won't pass the whiff test or has condensation inside the bottle.
  • Bathroom? Remember, women use TP every time they go. Every time. You're gonna need a back up roll, brother. Also, spend the extra ten seconds it takes to place the roll on the actual toilet paper dispenser. This, by itself, will distinguish you from 90% of the guys she ever dated.

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