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Swallowed: A Modern Comedy About a Man Who Wanted Judgment for Everyone Else and Mercy for Himself
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Jul 5 2026
Pages: 204
Weight: 0.56
Height: 0.51 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
He wanted Washington judged.
He just never expected God to make him deliver the warning.
Jonah Rahman is a sharp-tongued political podcaster who has built his audience by exposing hypocrisy, insulting both parties, and treating judgment like a public service.
He is confident. Cynical. Increasingly successful.
And completely blind to the damage he causes closer to home.
Then a stranger in a white jacket gives him an impossible assignment: go to Washington, D.C., and tell the city to repent.
Jonah chooses Bermuda instead.
That is when things get inconvenient.- A storm follows him with suspicious accuracy.
- Cruise passengers start praying like the ship just became a floating altar call.
- Viral footage turns Jonah into the internet's favorite disaster.
- An inconvenient whale enters the conversation.
- Washington, D.C. tries to decide whether divine judgment can be fact-checked.
But Jonah's greatest problem is not the storm.
It is not the whale.
It is not even the mission.
It is the possibility that the people he despises might actually be forgiven.
Swallowed is a modern Christian political satire about:- Hypocrisy
- Mercy
- Media outrage
- Public repentance
- Religious ego
- Political self-righteousness
- And one man who wants judgment for everyone else and grace for himself
For readers who enjoy biblical retellings, sharp political comedy, faith-driven fiction, absurd satire, flawed characters, and stories where the loudest man in the room finally gets swallowed by the point.
Swallowed is a modern comedy about a man who wanted judgment for everyone else and mercy for himself.
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