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Stories to Feed the Starving Children
Paperback
Publisher: A.J. Schmitz
Published: Sep 22 2026
Pages: 248
Weight: 0.64
Height: 0.52 Width: 5.50 Depth: 8.50
Language: English
Fill some mugs with warm cocoa, gather the children around, and cozy up to this collection of tasty essays, sure to send the kids into fits of catastrophic anxiety - remedied only in the future with expensive therapy and debilitating vices. This assortment of stories highlights our struggles to live in a cruel and vicious world, while slowly decaying in a corrupt society of broken promises, mindless work, and crushed dreams.
Art, music, hunger, depression and drugs are just a few of the highlights featured here, peppered generously with tales of better days long gone, religion gone astray, perpetual forgotten history, and finally, a twinkle of hope for a better future... if we're able to mask our pain and survive on binge drinking and catatonic weekend sleep so we can prepare to tear down society in a hellfire of destruction and death. Sounds pleasant; right?
These stories are the perfect distraction while you wait for your next paycheck, pray for pain relief, or while collapsed on the floor in an exhausted heap.
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