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Sleeping Cold, Eating Dirt, and Loving It!: Misadventures in Mother Nature's Quirky Outdoors
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ISBN13: 9798273948853
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 10 2025
Pages: 326
Weight: 0.96
Height: 0.73 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 10 2025
Pages: 326
Weight: 0.96
Height: 0.73 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
SLEEPING COLD, EATING DIRT, AND LOVING IT!
MISADVENTURES IN MOTHER NATURE'S QUIRKY OUTDOORS Somewhere between getting lost in a rainstorm while dressed in shorts and a trash bag, and ducking into a cave that smelled like a coyote, it hit me: I'd picked up a fair amount of outdoor wisdom. Like the lightning cracking outside, the idea struck...maybe it was time for me to write a book! This collection of fifty hilarious, true-life tales covers:
MISADVENTURES IN MOTHER NATURE'S QUIRKY OUTDOORS Somewhere between getting lost in a rainstorm while dressed in shorts and a trash bag, and ducking into a cave that smelled like a coyote, it hit me: I'd picked up a fair amount of outdoor wisdom. Like the lightning cracking outside, the idea struck...maybe it was time for me to write a book! This collection of fifty hilarious, true-life tales covers:
- Camping, backpacking, caving, and whitewater rafting
- Survival foods (yes, you can eat that) and medicinal plants
- Skunks, Boy Scouts, and Forest Service fiascos
- How not to impress ranchers' daughters
- Why shinrin-yoku is something you should not attempt in your neighbor's backyard.
- Breathtaking outdoor trekking locations suggested by the author
- The spiritual side of the outdoors...from quiet reflection to discovering personal harmony in nature
Whether you're a seasoned outdoorsperson or just enjoy laughing at those who are, this book delivers a hearty dose of humor, hard-earned wisdom, and the kind of stories you'll want to read aloud around the campfire...or in your tent during a downpour. With over 300 pages of wild, whimsical stories this book is a must-read for nature lovers, armchair adventurers.
Buy it now. Because it's probably going to rain on your next outing.
- Duct Taped to My Bed
- Food And Other Entertainment
- Scouts And Other Self-Inflicted Tortures
- No Good Scoutmaster Goes Unpunished
- Beer Is Really Good When Used Properly
- Caution About Survival Hikes
- Is Survival Food Edible? Probably...
- Slithered Musk Art and Craziness
- Moab Duty: Dust, Red Rocks, And Edward Abby
- Bear River Tales from The Wasatch
- Uncle Sam Paid Me to Count Sheep
- The Gory Glory Of
- Wilderness First Aid
- Ranger Zohner Collides with Ambler
- The Humboldt National Forest Hired Me. No, Seriously
- Cave Girls Learn Blackout Terror!
- Crawling Into Dark Holes, Spiders and Related Fun
- Bushwhacking To My Source
- Finding Your Soul in Nature
- Communing With Nature and Sorta Deep Thoughts
- Crystal Geyser And Kitty
- Clyde The Possum Was No Dummy
- Horses, Wimmen, And Related Threats
- Chasing Vision Quests
- Mother Nature's Pantry
- Lurks In the Bushes
- Bugs May Save Your Life! Eat'em
- Medicinal Weeds
- Grappling
- Secret Fishing Spot Revealed!
- Hunting The Good Life
- We Practically Died to Go Fishing
- Mother Nature's Booby Traps
- Who Was Benard Petersen?
- I Like Wet and Dangerous Rapids
- The Lure of Wild Water
- Middle Fork Wipeouts, And Wonder
- Paddle And Panic on The Lower Salmon
- Deep Trouble in Hells Canyon
- Hidden Treasure at Hidden Bay
- Sacred Places
- Really, Just What Is Nature?
- So, Where Can I Find Nature?
- Forest Bathing: Shinrin-Yoku
- The Search for Quiet Is Worth the Noise
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto Fist Fight In Heaven
- The Fountain Of
- Youth And Old Age
- The Land I've Walked
- Places That Linger in the Soul
Buy it now. Because it's probably going to rain on your next outing.
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