Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley door pickup 10am - 7pm 3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611

  • Open Daily: 10am - 10pm
    Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm

    3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
    612-822-4611

Open Daily: 10am - 10pm | Alley-side Pickup: 10am - 7pm
3038 Hennepin Ave Minneapolis, MN
612-822-4611
Sorry, You Can't Enter Heaven

Sorry, You Can't Enter Heaven

Altschul, Randi
Shaputis, Kathleen

Paperback

Humor

Publisher Price: $13.95

ISBN10: 0595534856
ISBN13: 9780595534852
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: Nov 22 2008
Pages: 180
Weight: 0.60
Height: 0.41 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
In a world where plastic surgery is growing more popular, becoming almost as routine as gynecologist appointments for some women, what if you found yourself at Heaven's Gate and they wouldn't let you in. You're not you. For vanity's sake, you changed the original packaging and altered your destiny.

Successful CEO Lisa Michaels thought a fatal heart attack at 60 her final obstacle. Once she arrived at Heaven, she couldn't pass the scanning process. An annoying tuxedoed young man at the front gate, holding an electronic flashing clipboard, a wireless headset in one ear, stopped everything saying, You forced your destiny by altering the body you were given. He looked down at the clipboard. Let's see, nose job, breast enhancement, liposuction, and a face lift to name a few. He looked into her eyes. I'm sorry, you can't enter Heaven.

This lively look at the afterlife takes Lisa through multiple adventures between Heaven and Earth before she can obtain her ultimate goal. Sorry, You Can't Enter Heaven is a fresh new take on empowerment and the choices we make in our lives.

1 different editions

Also available

Also in

Humor

View All