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The Sentient Spatula: In this kitchen, the spatula flips you
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Publisher: Independently Published
Published: May 12 2025
Pages: 136
Weight: 0.38
Height: 0.34 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
When dinner becomes deadly... and the spatula is holding the grudge.
Jason Dasher, a down-on-his-luck line cook with burnt-out dreams and a questionable temper, didn't mean to create culinary chaos. All he wanted was to survive another soul-sucking shift at Griddle Gods without losing his mind. But when a late-night tantrum and a mysterious kitchen mishap breathe life into his favorite spatula, things take a turn, from bad to murderously absurd.
Now imbued with a vengeful consciousness, the spatula isn't just flipping pancakes-it's flipping out. Anyone who disrespects it, misuses it, or dares call it just a utensil finds themselves on the wrong end of its stainless-steel wrath. What begins as petty kitchen accidents quickly escalates into a full-blown reign of terror, and only Jason can stop the madness... if he can survive long enough to try.
Darkly hilarious, blood-splattered, and weirdly heartfelt, The Sentient Spatula is a horror comedy that slices into the absurdity of food culture, workplace rage, and what happens when we take our tools for granted-literally.
Because in this kitchen, the spatula doesn't take orders. It gives them.
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