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The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman
Paperback
HumorLiterary CriticismGeneral Sociology
Publisher Price: $14.95
ISBN13: 9780595341528
Publisher: Authorhouse
Published: Jan 28 2005
Pages: 148
Weight: 0.50
Height: 0.34 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Drawing from literally thousands of his countless private journals and personal scribblings, author Sir Gentleman Brock LaBorde, Esquire, this century's self-proclaimed Master of Social Etiquette, painstakingly outlines his complex and erroneous guidelines for the impossible attainment of the ambiguous title of gentleman.
Impolitely smearing the footsteps left by previous well-respected etiquette gurus, Gentleman Brock pompously dissects all aspects of a modern gentleman's life, including:
- Knowing when to mutilate yourself The proper way to burp the Pope Inviting yourself to parties Extreme handkerchief maintenance Dispensing needless advice to strangers
The Semi-Complete Guide to Sort of Being a Gentleman is valuable for any man who wishes to learn how not to act in his everyday life. It is also valuable because a certain amount of paper, money, paper money, and other resources were used to print and distribute this book.
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