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The Search for Sasquatch: What I Learned About Love While Running from Sasquatch
Paperback
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Nov 13 2025
Pages: 108
Weight: 0.34
Height: 0.22 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
Modern dating already feels like a survival sport... but for Grant Holloway, it became a full-blown wilderness expedition - accidentally leading him straight into the arms (and the very thick body hair) of the world's most misunderstood cryptid: Sasquatch.
After a painful streak of romantic catastrophes - the kind most people only whisper about over cheap cocktails - Grant decides the universe must be playing a cosmic joke. From a spa date that turned into a hot-tub hurricane, to a gym crush whose leg hair achieved literal flight, to a movie cuddle so furry it could legally be considered habitat, each chapter of his dating life gets more chaotic, more unbelievable, and more hysterically painful.
Eventually, Grant gives up on dating apps, nightlife, romance, and humanity in general. He heads into the forest to clear his head.
Instead... he finds Bigfoot.
And surprisingly, Bigfoot talks.
Even more surprisingly, Bigfoot has better dating advice than any human Grant has ever met.
The Search for Sasquatch: What I Learned About Love While Running from Sasquatch is a wildly funny, sharply written comedic memoir about dating disasters, modern love, survival instincts, and the kind of emotional bruises no therapist warns you about. Grant chronicles every encounter with brutal honesty, self-deprecating humor, and the kind of trauma-induced clarity that only comes after being chased, exfoliated, or nearly drowned by romance.
This laugh-out-loud book is perfect for readers who love:
- Hilarious dating memoirs
- Bigfoot humor & cryptid comedy
- Awkward encounters & disastrous romance stories
- Books like People I Want to Punch in the Throat, Hyperbole and a Half, and Let's Pretend This Never Happened
- Humor that blends satire, storytelling, and absurd truth
Inside, you'll follow Grant through disasters worthy of a Netflix comedy special:
- A Tinder date whose Mediterranean arm fuzz could be braided.
- A gym goddess whose fan-blown leg hair moved like underwater seaweed.
- A beach date that triggered a lifeguard wildlife alert.
- A spa date that produced a swirling hairnado capable of minor property damage.
- A club night where strobe lights revealed things no man should ever see in 4K.
Every chapter pulls you deeper into a world where dating feels less like romance and more like amateur cryptid field research. And when Grant finally meets the real Sasquatch, he learns the kind of blunt, painfully accurate wisdom no relationship book dares to print.
This is not just a comedy book.
It's a guide for anyone who:
- has ever gone on a bad date,
- has ever wondered if they're cursed,
- has ever questioned why they try so hard,
- or has ever wished someone - anyone - would explain love in simple terms.
Sasquatch does.
Hilarious, honest, and weirdly heartwarming, The Search for Sasquatch is the memoir you didn't know you needed. Whether you're single, dating, recovering from dating, or hiding from dating apps entirely, this book will make you feel seen, understood, and significantly less alone.
If you're tired of romance novels that lie, tired of self-help books that offer too much hope, or tired of pretending every date you've ever been on wasn't a cryptid-level disaster, this is your book.
Turn the page. Laugh too hard. Question your life choices.
And whatever you do - don't ignore the rustling in the bushes.
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