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Screw Everyone
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ISBN10: 1580054390
ISBN13: 9781580054393
Publisher: Seal Press (CA)
Published: Mar 26 2013
Pages: 288
Weight: 0.65
Height: 0.90 Width: 5.40 Depth: 8.20
Language: English
ISBN13: 9781580054393
Publisher: Seal Press (CA)
Published: Mar 26 2013
Pages: 288
Weight: 0.65
Height: 0.90 Width: 5.40 Depth: 8.20
Language: English
Screw Everyone is comedian Ophira Eisenberg s wisecracking account of how she spent most of her life saying yes to everythingand everyoneand how that attitude ultimately helped her overcome her phobia of commitment.
Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: she spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she d put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate. When she met a guy who didn t fall for the emotionally cavalier facade she d constructed (a guy who wanted marriage and monogamy), she knew it was time to reevaluate.
Skeptical about long-term relationships, Eisenberg approached dating as a sort of research experiment from early on: she spent her twenties traveling from futon to futon and gathering data, figuring that one day she d put it all together somehow and build her own perfect Frankenmate. When she met a guy who didn t fall for the emotionally cavalier facade she d constructed (a guy who wanted marriage and monogamy), she knew it was time to reevaluate.
From her first kiss to saying I do, Screw Everyone is an honest, hilarious chronicle of how one woman discovered herself, conquered her fears, and even found the real thing one promiscuous encounter at a time.
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