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Scary Stories To Smoke To: This Is Why We Don't Smoke Alien Weed
Paperback
Series: Scary Stories to Smoke to, Book 9
Publisher: Independently Published
Published: Aug 10 2025
Pages: 94
Weight: 0.30
Height: 0.23 Width: 6.00 Depth: 9.00
Language: English
This Is Why We Don't Smoke Alien Weed
Some strains aren't from this planet... and they don't care if you survive the trip.
Space travel is dangerous enough without passing the blunt. But for the high-rolling, half-baked heroes in this collection, interstellar strains are too tempting to resist. And that's when things start to go... wrong.
These ten tales of cosmic cannabis horror drag you through wormholes of paranoia, black-hole body horror, and monsters that shouldn't exist in any galaxy. Light up and witness:
A crew hotboxing their cryosleep pods with Blue Satellite, only to wake up orbiting an ocean planet that looks like Earth's evil twin-something writhing beneath the waves.
A spacefreighter's last ride as Death Star spores birth a shape-shifting killer that eats people's faces-and their memories.
Miners on an asteroid smoking Nebula Nectar, watching the stars blink out one by one as something feeds in the dark.
The greenhouse on Mars that grows Andromeda OG-and hungers for human blood to bloom.
From zero-gravity gore to nebula-drenched nightmares, This Is Why We Don't Smoke Alien Weed proves that space isn't the final frontier... it's just the biggest hotbox in the universe. And some strains will smoke you back.
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